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Baraita:
Aleph for Abihu, struck down by the Lord
Bet is for Balaam, cut off by a sword
Gimel for Gomorrah, dissolving in fire
Dalet for Dathan, sucked into a mire
Drat! See comments --
Gimel for Gad, who died out in Goshen
Dalet for Dathan, buried in slow motion
Hay is for Haran, who merely died young
Vav is for Vofsi's son*, plagued by his tongue
Zayin for Zimri, impaled in mid-bout
Chet is for Chur, who's just written out
Tet is for Tovia**, dead on the last page
Yud is for Yitzchak, who reached his old age
Kof is for Kozbi, whose prince was at fault
Lamed is for Lot's wife, turned into salt
Mem is for Miriam, healed before dying
Nun is for Nadav, in strange fire frying
Samech is for Sichon, slain by martial might
Ayin for Og -- same deal, different fight
Pay is for Pharaoh, who got in some licks
Tzadi for Tzelophehad, who gathered some sticks***
Kuf is for Korach, devoured by earth
Reish is for Rachel, dying through birth
Shin is for Shelomit's son who was stoned;
Taf is for Talmai, slain in Hebron.****
* -- Nahbi the son of Vofsi was one of the ten spies who reported falsely on
the land of Canaan and who, according to Numbers 14:37, died in the
resultant plague God sent against them. There aren't a heck of a lot of
"Vav" names out there, y'know.
** -- According to assorted medieval commentators with too much time on
their hands, a clever reading of Exodus 2:2 yields "Tov" or "Tovia" as the
original Hebrew name of Moses. As I noted above, there are even fewer "Tet"
names than "Vav" names.
*** -- At least, the midrashic tradition links the nameless man who is put
to death for gathering sticks on Shabbat (Numbers 15) with the deceased
Tzelophehad whose daughters sued for their father's portion of land in
Canaan (Numbers 27).
**** -- This is also cheating, as Talmai appears in Numbers but is not
killed till Joshua and is not identified as killed until Judges.
Unfortunately, "the elders of Taberah" doesn't fit the meter -- and "Hebron"
looked like my best rhyme for "stoned" in any case.
Posted by lewyn
at 3:13 PM EST